The usual weekday morning routine of coffee, shower, get dress, run at full speed to catch the train has been replaced today with chaos, property damage, and now a residual distrust of the beautiful black gold known as coffee all before heading off to work.

All that and my cartoon avatar is still without tasting his first cup of coffee yet.

If my cartoon avatar’s coffee addiction is anything like my own, expect him to fall asleep within 5 minutes of eating his toast.

2 minutes if he sits down to butter the toast.

Of course, that is if he will eat his toast at all.